October 2008

Toe ale podoba

26. october 2008 at 16:18 | Kiki


Celebrity ve stáří

26. october 2008 at 16:14 | Kiki
LOLec

Číňani

26. october 2008 at 16:10 | Kiki
Vyhraj 2 lístky a letenky na letni Olympijské hry v Pekingu 2008 !
K registraci stačí jen odpovědět na následující otázky, hodně štěstí!!

1. Který student je ospalý?
2. Kteří z kluků jsou dvojčata ?
3. Které z holek jsou dvojčata ?
4. Kolik holek je na obrázku ?
5. Který z nich je učitel ?

Trefili byste domů?XD

26. october 2008 at 16:08 | Kiki
Trefili? JO bo NE?

Stěry XD

26. october 2008 at 16:05 | Kiki
1.Tebe potkat v noci v lese, tak se zakousnu do stromu a dělám, že jsem suchá větev.
2.Řekl bych ti, že JSI KRÁVA, ale nechci urážet ty ubohé milé kravičky.
3.Jako první Bůh stvořil den a ďábel noc, jako druhou Bůh stvořil lásku a ďábel milenku, jako třetí
Bůh stvořil tebe a ďábel chcípnul smíchy...
4.Tvoje rezavé vlasy svítí do dálky, stejně jako tvoje blbost!

Nový školní řád

26. october 2008 at 16:01 | Kiki
Do školy chodíme zásadně neupravení, otrhaní a špinaví, abychom svým příjemným vzhledem nevzbuzovali bledou závist ostatních obyvatel školy.
Ve třídě celý den nevětráme, aby pach nashromážděný během dne odradil učitele od nekalých úmyslů, jako je zkoušení, písemné testy apod.
Třídu neuklízíme, protože nechceme, aby naše laskavé paní uklízečky poznaly, co je to nezaměstnanost.
Doma se na hodiny zásadně nepřipravujeme. Řídíme se totiž heslem: "O přestávce času dost!"

Našvi někoho přes sms

26. october 2008 at 16:00 | Kiki
1→Ahoj!Prosim te az budes mi cas,posli mi tvou fotku.Kamaradka neveri na UFO.
2→Máš zuby jako hvězdičky, žluté a daleko od sebe.
3→Nekdo ma a nekdo nema . . . . . . . . . MOZEK . . . . . . a ty uz si ho taky porid!!!
4→Policie hleda osobu, ktera je pekna, sarmantni, sexy a neskutecne uzasna v posteli. Takze TY jsi v bezpeci, ale kam se mam sakra schovat JA?
5→V jiznich cechach byla nalezena skareda mrtvola bez mozku s debilnim xichtem..Prozvon me prosim mam o tebe strach!!!!!!!
6→Kupoval by sis boty,kdybys neměl nohy? ...................................Ne?! ...................................Tak proč si kupuješ slipy?!

30 nejčastějších hlášek od příbuzných

26. october 2008 at 15:55 | Kiki
1)Tys nám ale vyrostl/a!
2)Tobě musí člověk všechno říkat třikrát!
3)Nepředváděj se!
4)Když už jsi teď dospělá, pak by ses mohla zajímat o domácnost!
5)Nejdřív práce, pak zábava!
6)Ty máš zase jiného kluka?! Co tomu řeknou lidi??
7)No a jak se má naše holčička? Umíš nějakou básničku?
8)A teď dej dědovi krásnou pusinku!
9)To se všichni teď oblékáte takhle?
10)Chceš snad jít ven s mokrými vlasy?

Jaký pán takový pes

26. october 2008 at 15:42 | Kiki

Je tvojě jméno sexy?

26. october 2008 at 15:20 | Kiki
Tohle sem našel u *cЯΘ0σ._мγ^ a je to takovej test no tak co vám vyšlo ?? (jméno+body)
Mě vyšlo že mám nejvíc sexy ( Kristýna = 1992 bodů )
A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12 G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25 N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405 U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

háčky a čárky se ruší, počítejte je jako písmeno bez nich
  • 60 bodů- není sexy
  • 61-300 b.- je sexy
  • 301-599b.- super sexy!
  • víc jak 600- nejvíc sexy!

Co je to úspěch...

26. october 2008 at 15:15 | Kiki
Ve věku 3 let - nepočurávat se

ICQ rozhovory

26. october 2008 at 15:15 | Kiki
<Smrtka> Stavim se zejtra v 10
<Lexa> do hajzlu, Tyno! Změň přezdívku!
<a> Ten náš kocour je divnej, sedí celou dobu tady, nejdřív líže mě, a pak si líže zadek
<b> Si chtěl asi spravit chuť

Riri

26. october 2008 at 14:31 | Kiki
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Rihanna pfoto

26. october 2008 at 14:30 | Kiki
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Rihanna

26. october 2008 at 14:29 | Kiki
Rihanna
Rihanna

Text písně-Closer

25. october 2008 at 18:13 | Kiki
Closer

closer

closer

closer


Turn the lights off in this place
And she shines just like a star
And I swear I know her face
I just don`t know who you are
Turn the music up in here
I still hear her loud and clear
Like she`s right there in my ear
Telling me
that she wants to own me
To control me
Come closer
Come closer


And I just can`t pull myself away
Under Her Spell I can´t break
I just cant stop
I just cant stop
I just cant stop
I just cant stop
And I just can`t bring myself away
But I don`t want to escape
I just can`t stop
I just can`t stop
I just can`t stop
I just can`t stop
I just can`t stop


I can feel her on my skin
I can taste her on my tongue
Shes the sweetest taste of sin
The more I get the more I want
She wants to own me.....
Come closer
She says "come closer"


And I just can`t pull myself away
Under Her Spell I can´t break
I just cant stop
I just cant stop
I just cant stop
I just cant stop
And I just can`t bring myself away
But I don`t want to escape
I just can`t stop
I just can`t stop
I just can`t stop
I just can`t stop
I just can`t stop

(Come closer)
(Come closer)
(Come closer)
(Come closer)
(Come closer)
(Come closer)
(Come closer)

I just can`t stop nooooo
I just can`t stop nooooo
I just can`t stop nooooo
I just can`t stop nooooo


And I just can`t pull myself away
Under Her Spell I can´t break
I just cant stop
I just cant stop
I just cant stop
I just cant stop
And I just can`t bring myself away
But I don`t want to escape
I just can`t stop
I just can`t stop
I just can`t stop
I just can`t stop
I just can`t stop

And I just can`t pull myself away
Under Her Spell I can´t break
I just cant stop
I just cant stop
I just cant stop
I just cant stop
I just cant stop

Text písně-Just Dance

25. october 2008 at 18:12 | Kiki
A red one
Convict
Gaga

I've had a little bit too much
All of the people start to rush (start to rush by)
A dizzy twister dance
Can't find my drink or man.
Where are my keys? I lost my phone.
What's going in, on the floor?
I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright.

Chorus:
Just dance. Gonna be okay.
Da da doo doot-n
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da da doo doot-n
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
D-d-d Dance. Dance. Dance.
Just j-j-just dance

Wish I could shut my playboy mouth.
How'd I turn my shirt inside out (inside out right)
Control your poison babe
Roses have thorns they say.
And we're all gettin' hosed tonight.
What's going in, on the floor?
I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright.

Just dance. Gonna be okay.
Da da doo doot-n
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da da doo doot-n
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
D-d-d Dance. Dance. Dance.
Just j-j-just dance

When I come through on the dance floor checkin out that catalogue.
Can't believe my eyes so many women without a flaw.
And I ain't gonna give it up, steady tryna pick it up like a call
I'm a hit it up beat it up latch on to it until tomorrow yeah
Shorty I can see that you got so much energy
The way you're twirlin up them hips round and round
And there is no reason that at all why you can't leave here with me
In the mean time stay let me watch you break it down and ...

Dance. Gonna be okay.
Da da doo doot-n
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da da doo doot-n
Just dance. Gonna be okay.
Da da doo doot-n
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da da doo doot-n
Just dance. Gonna be okay.
D-d-d Dance. Dance. Dance.
Just j-j-just dance

Half psychotic sick hypnotic got my blueprint it's symphonic
Half psychotic sick hypnotic got my blueprint electronic
Half psychotic sick hypnotic got my blueprint it's symphonic
Half psychotic sick hypnotic got my blueprint electronic

Go! Your your muscle car-ve it out work it, hustle!
I got it, just stay close enough to get it
Don't slow! Drive it, clean it lysol bleed it
Spend the last dough in your pocko!

Dance. Gonna be okay.
Da da doo doot-n
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da da doo doot-n
Just dance. Gonna be okay.
Da da doo doot-n
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da da doo doot-n
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
D-d-d Dance. Dance. Dance.
Just j-j-just dance

Text písně-Hey Hi Hello

25. october 2008 at 18:09 | Kiki
Hey, what a perfect day
Why you look sad?
You think you're imperfect
Does drive you mad?

You've lost your part and confidence
Sometimes they like yourself
Don't give up, don't due submit
Shit on it!

They say you're small
I think you're tall
Just say it so
Hey hi hello!

They say you're fat
So what? They're fat!
Just say it so
Hey hi hello!

I know you're strong
So don't be wrong
Just say it so
Hey hi hello!

Now thing they say
Will rec that day
Do it your way

I know you're strong
So don't be wrong
Just say it so
Hey hi hello!

Now thing they say
Will rec that day
Do it your way

So, who is really cool?
You think - the stars
But they're iregular
Just regulars

Perfect it isn't point of you
Don't change your look, so waste
Someone says 'I don't like you!
Shit on it

They say you're small
I think you're tall
Just say it so
Hey hi hello!

They say you're fat
So what? They're fat!
Just say it so
Hey hi hello!

I know you're strong
So don't be wrong
Just say it so
Hey hi hello!

Now thing they say
Will rec that day
Do it your way

Whoa!
Hey!
What's wrong?!

Don't give a shit
Don't due submit
Say it so
Hey Hi Hello!

Don't give a shit
Don't due submit
Say it so
Hey Hi Hello!

I know you're strong
So don't be wrong
Just say it so
Hey hi hello!

Now thing they say
Will rec that day
Do it your way

Text písně-Barbie girl

25. october 2008 at 18:07 | Kiki
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Barbie girl - text KARAOKE

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Hi Barbie
Hi Ken
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken
Jump In..

I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, live is your creation.

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!

I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, live is your creation.

I´m a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world,
Dress me up, make it tight, I´m your darling.

You are my doll, rock´n´roll,
feel the glamouring thing,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky.

You can touch, you can play,
if you say "I´m always yours"

uu-oohuh..

I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, live is your creation.

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
a-a-a yeah!
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
uou - uou
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
a-a-a yeah!
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
uou - uou

Make me walk, make me talk,
do whatever you please,
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees.

Come jump in, be my friend,
let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let´s go party

You can touch, you can play,
if you say: "I´m always yours"
You can touch, you can play,
if you say: "I´m always yours"

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
a-a-a yeah!
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
uou - uou
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
a-a-a yeah!
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
uou - uou

I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, live is your creation.

I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, live is your creation.

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
a-a-a yeah!
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
uou - uou
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
a-a-a yeah!
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
ueu - ueu

Oh, I´m having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we just getting started.
Oh, I love you Ken.

Text písně-I Kissed A Girl

25. october 2008 at 18:05 | Kiki
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curiou as for you
Caught my attentionn

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even knov your name
It doesn't matter
You're my experimental game
Just human nature
It's not what, good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it